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Wednesday, 25 February 2009

What computer person are you?

Computers are a standard to everyday lifestyle, along with the internet. But like people everyone has different uses for computers. Over the years that i have been fixing computers Ive been catching onto a trend that i have just noticed right now.

The basic - People that has only a few purpose for computers. Msn, Facebook, Music, Youtube and blogging. These people have no idea what is on the net, and dont care about anything else except these few things. They have a life and a very intersting one outside the computer.

The Internet Guru - If the latest internet fad came out, a minute later they would know about it. These people are constantly on the net searching randomness of no ideas. But seem to know what is going on..example, remember when 2 girls 1 cup came out? These people are good people to have wonderful meaningless conversations with.

The wizard - If there is a will there is a way. If you need something accomplish no matter how trivial these people will get it done. Because these people know how to do alot, they are expose to alot. They tend to be very conspicious about what they do on the net. These people will never use their real name because of government conspiracy and think someone might be stalking them. They hack into porn websites...or tried too.

The Gamer - We all know too well what kind of people these are. They have this overpriced, overclocked, tuned out, flashing with strobe lights computer that is quieter then a pin drop. They have no idea how computer works and sometimes have a hard time figuring out which is the power button because there are too many knobs and whatnots in the front panel. These people are either very rude and competitve or live in the world where nothing matters except redbull and WoW. Socialization is really hard for these people

The blonde - im actually very speechless on how DUMB some people are with computers. Im being very blunt. Computers are not made for you if you dont ANY of the following, where the OK button is, right-clicking, and wondering why the delete button doesnt work. Please.....for my sake, dont go near technology.

The useless - One thing that amazes me, there are people that can know a program inside and out, keep up with the internet MEMEs but have NO clue how to do anything else. Which is, installing a program, SEARCHING, and how to start programs. I dont know it either sometimes but damn i learn. These people may have suffered brain damaged from infant, or drug abuse.

The druggie - These people watch the most amazing stuff in the world...and also some of the dumbest. Their computer is a mess, the table is full of stems, bags and an ashtray. When something goes wrong with their computer. they sit and stare at the screen trying to figure out whats wrong, until they start drooling and look like they had a stroke. These people are funny to watch hahahaha!

The drunken gamer - I use to be one and it is HARD. These people have anger problems and they dont win much. One thing that i found very odd is they drive DAMN good on video games.

The porn addict - Man this is the most traumatic computer u will ever use. The computer is full of viruses and spyware that pops out more porn...which they download...which leads to more viruses and spywares. Wierd smells comes from the mouse and the keyboard surface is sticky. U can possibly contract herpes and gonorrhea in strands unknown to man. Next time im fixing one of these, im taking birth control pills...and im a GUY! Get porn on dvd and a dvd player. Nasty!!

The conversationalist - These people can email, msn, and facebook and chat in other places flawlessly and simultaneously do hmk, watch tv or other tasks. These people can have deep meaningingful life altering conversation with each others using only acronyms. These people invented "LOL"....does anyone know what "FTW" means? i hear that all the time.

These are the most EXTREME cases of computer users. Alot of people are little bit of each in these categories, ive just listed the most extreme i have ever encountered. I fit between Guru and Wizard. If anyone else has seen different type of users, please inform me, so it dont catch me off-guard. Thanks!

Soo...what kind of computer use are YOU?

Sunday, 08 February 2009

To lusciousdarla

To lusciousdarla with all my praise
the xanga girl day by day
i may not know enough
but i do know alot
that ur the independent taiwan girl
that is built ford tough
the sleeping giant that waits within
to claim the glory of the prize
in the game of life surrounded by sin
with only you standing between its rise
so i raise my glass
and drink to your honor
as i come and go
lost in the path i wander
to never forget a person like you
witty, fobish, and quirky but regardless
the girl that has it down true
caught in the middle
the answer to my riddle
it can only be you.

To Luciousdarla haha stay fresh winner!

Monday, 02 February 2009

riddle me this

i capture the moment and i hold it close
from criminals to children, even wedding toasts
i can see all colours from gray to white
im able to see clearly all day to the darkest night
i can see horrible events to the most pleasant memories
im there for it all, common sense and even new discoveries
i am held, i am posed
i can sit still or be on patrol
i can be a spy to ones consents
or i can be the magic to ones event.
what am i?

Winner gets a poem written for them!!

Saturday, 03 January 2009

60 things about guys.

a little reminder to our female counterparts.

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than ALOT OF GUYS..you're a HOE) (Also this one, i'll change if people want me to, people have different life styles)

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. (Some feel this should be removed...so i'll take a vote...msg me if u want it removed, majorty rules)

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-an
d-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.

53. We love it when girls talk about there ass.

54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like whether it's a one time deal or not ....

55. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unnoticeable tell them about yours...

56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually.

57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

58. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

60. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.